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Fat Guy v.s. Fat Girl
Now this is the funniest fight I had ever seen, well next to a big cow fighting a some guy in a cow suit but that's another story all together. The hole thing started with Fat Guy eating all the ice cream and the next thing I saw was him jumping over this big plant, you should have been there it look like... Now how am I going to write this oh now I no have you ever seen that movie Free Willy will it was just like but with a guy and a plant. Ones he got over and the ground stop shaking I saw that the fight was over already, there Fat Guy was standing over his sister, and his sister was on the ground and it was funny she look like a tretle that can get off its back. Os lets recap we have Fat Guy standing over his sister how was on the ground and the next thing that happen was so funny it was sad, she kick him and he fell on his back and now there were both on there backs and for some reason they couldn't get up. I was just about to go over to help them up when K Man walk in the room "what's everyone doing " and I said there doing the latest dance you want to try, before I new it he was on the floor on his back spinning around and the other two were rolling around trying to get up. Right when I was going to tell K Man what really happen Monkey Man came in the room "What's going on here, It looks like your having some fun can I play" and K Man yells out shier join the party. So now I have four people on the floor rolling around like theirs fire on them or something, and when things could not get any worse Harry walk in the room " norm (that's what they like to call me) why are the rolling around on the floor." They think there doing a new dance well at lest one of them think that he's doing a dance " let me guess that would be K Man am I right." You're to good at this game. You want to help to get them up, so we went over and tried to get them up then right at that moment Fat Guys sister kick Harry and he fell on his back and he was not getting up fast. At this point I am ready to give up and I was next to fall on my back so I left and I left the last man standing. Oh ya I made me the winner of the fight because it wasn't Fat Gut who eat the ice cream it was that little man that step on my play-doh, YOU GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE PEACE OF SH. AHAHHAHAHAAhhajgjsaakljt; jrtjaotjgoiea; bjoahonhare STOP JUMPING ON MY KEYBORED reheahr I LL GET YOU YET LITTLE MAN! Sorry about that was I oh ya I ate the ice cream.
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Purple Monkey Dishwasher
One day my friend Purple Monkey Dishwasher, who would name your kid that long dumb name like that its almost as bad as Dan (only Kidding) anyway me and the guys were going to have this big party. This was going to be the party to kill all parties it was going to make the mmva look like crap. We told Purple that we wanted him to come. So we went to his house to get him and you no what he was doing, washing dishes. Now we no were he got the Dishwasher in the name the rest of his name we don't what to no, it could be that he likes to watch a Teletubbie in a monkey suit I don't no. He turned to me and said "I can't go I have to wash or the world will end" And I just sat there and said the first thing that came to me "why" I thought it was the beast thing to say at time he thought if he didn't finish the world would end that's like saying run dirt anyway we could get him to come. The next day we went back to purples places that sounds like a bad movie well no The Wiz gets a Tree sounds like a bad movie and it will be and he was still washing his dishes so we said you go fight evil and we will go have fun.
THE END
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Fat Guys Dream
One Night Fat Guy was reading a sears catalogue and he was looking a the men's underwear cuz he like to think that he in one of the men in the catalogue, he was getting tired and he fell asleep and he had a weird dream about people in purple tight white's which was vary wrong. Then something came around the corner, it was that damn emu and he was had on the purple tight white's, shit man the I didn't no the emus had underwear well I guess if the don't pee in the wood they must have underwear and for some how Fat Guy didn't think this was weird. Then Fat Guy came to a big pool of water and he look in and he saw that he was a big water bottle and he had the same purple underwear on this was just too much for him. He ran and ran as fast as he could right next to Midget Man how was also were the underwear, and Fat Guy ask "who made us ware the purple underwear?" and Midget man said "the man who goes buy the name Purple Monkey Dishwasher" and after Fay Guy found out that it was him Midget man was gone but he didn't he get that far he hit a trash can and kept on going, in the trash can was K Man and he was looking for a new home so that his mom couldn't phone him he was also wearing the under. "This is my new home you want to come in" said K Man who was standing in the trash can, so Fat Guy was walking around the door looking for a door, and when he couldn't fined one he ask K Man " where's the door so I can come in, and K Man look at him and said " you no Fat Guy he's stupid." After he herd that he push the can over and it rolled down a hill and that was the end of that. Meanwhile bad in real life Monkey Man and Normal Man came running up the to Fat Guy room and started hitting him with jello pudding cups and Fat Guy was wondering why he was covered in jello when he got, he walk to the computer covered in jello and Fat Guy saw Monkey Man and Normal Man sitting there eating jello pudding cups, the first thing he ask them was " how you get in my house" and Monkey Man said "vary carefully stupid" and the Fat Guy ask "why are you eating my jello" and Normal Man said "cuz we can stupid" and then he asked " Why is Midget man running down the street and yelling "I am a man and I have to go pee" wareing his purple underwear.
THE END OR IS IT
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It's Cold
One day I was out side and it was really cold it was even to cold for a some thing that like the cold. I came up with this idea that we should heat up the outside and the only way we could do that is building a lot of fires to make it nice and hot. So I got everyone I know which didn't take long because they're always at Fat Guys house, why I don't a. I wasnt like Harrys old house he had a pool table and the game with the little man and they play a sport that you kick a ball now what was that call all well. So I went to Fat Guy and said, "We got to heat the out side it is so cold out" and the all just looked at me like a cow that just saw a hamburger and then finally someone said something it was really K Man is the one that said something. "What the hell are you talking about Its like 30c out" "ya It's cold out that what I was trying to tell you" I said with the dumbest look on my face, what was I thinking when I made that face, It look like I was taking a dump or something man that was a bad face. Never again the other guys were backing off thinking I was going to blow my ass off I don't so I went out side to what I came to do and that was to make it as hot as I could so it wouldn't be cold anymore so I found some wood and I tried to make a fire, look at the mane word the I tried to make a fire doesn't mean that I going to get one started. Now here is were I think I went wrong, I had wood that was really bad for burning and the rocks I was using I found on the side out the road. The paper was good I was from a Dictionary and I saw some word meanings like john means a shier and a tree is a tree, cows cant fly, and water is a good. Anyway I gave up really fast and just ran around yelling IT IS REALLY COLD
THE END
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Me and The Cow
One day this cow and me were trying to get some hot wings for the top of this tree see. How the wings got up there I don't but we need something to eat I could just go to KFC or some were like that cuz I was with a cow and they don't feed cows at KFC which I think is not right cuz cow got to eat and who says they can only have grass. I had grass ones it wasn't vary well. So anyway I'm on this cow and I was trying to the wing so I jump for and well let just say someone got something to eat and it wasn't wing. I also lean that the ground is hard. That was the feel good story of the year
The end
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The Little Guy
I was sitting at my computer and this little man came up to me and said, "did you see my moose run though here you big piece of play-doh." I just look at the little man and hit him off the desk right in to the pudding cup. "Why are you so mad at me what did I do to you" I said to the little man as he got out of his new pudding home, then he jump up on the desk and he moon me right there. That was something that I really didn't need to see but there he was with his full moon under the light of the full moon and the ass was white, it was like a Fat Guy's ass, which I didn't need to see that. Then from out of no were a little mans moose came running across the desk like he was on fire or something like that. I don't no why animals keep talking to me but they do even the little ones, that moose came right up to me and said, "are you getting all up in my home boys face?" I really didn't no that moose were black but they are who new, anyway the little man got on his and took off like a bat out off hell if a moose had wings.
THE END
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THE BEAVER STORY
One day this beaver walk right up to me, it want like it was a big beaver and it wasn’t a small beaver it was just as big as a cat no dog no a rat the was really big that it a big rat. Anyway the beaver came up to me so I push it and I push it good. After that I was such in a pushing mood that I went around town pushing thing, I pushed the Wiz and it was funny he fell in poop, and then I pushed and old man and that wasn’t funny because he hit a wall and then fell on me and then I push him off of me and he went on the Wiz and then it was funny again. I want to the forest and push a tree, it didn’t do much, I think I hurt my self when I did that it wasn’t fun. Right before I was going to push little man in to a bird I saw that beaver that I pushed and the little dumb ass pushed me the only good thing that happen form that is Little Man started running and he hit the wall on the other side of the street. And you want to no something the wall never saw it coming.
THE END
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