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The Hush Boy
One day me and Harry Pothead were sitting in this big room, and I will tell you this if we new were this room was in the world we would leave but we did so we sat there looking at this guy who was just sitting on the other side.
"Harry who is that guy he looks like Marvin Gay and Big Bird that got hit buy a Ninja Turtle". Right after I said that all we herd was "HUSH". At first we thought that he said Rush so we went "ROCK AND ROLL" and then he said it again "HUSH". Well I ll. Tell you one thing we were not going to take this standing up cuz we were already sitting and we said the hell with it well just do what he's doing. So the yelling war began.
I said "HEY YOU"
Then he said "HUSH"
Then Harry said, "YOU HUSH"
And he said "HUSH MONKEY"
Ok when he said that it started to get a little nuts cuz this monkey came out of no were with a sign saying Bingo is my name oh. That is when I woke up in my bed and someone was at my door, so I went and opened my door and the same guy from my dream was standing right in front of me and you no what he said, Well do you cuz I woke up again and everyone was standing around me and they said, "why were you yelling hush". So I told them about the dreams and then I saw him the guy from my dream (I hope your with me still I told you it was going to be nuts)
K man came froward and said who this guy he's the new guy we call him Hush
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Fat Guy And The Stick
Fat Guy and the Stick
One day Harry, Fat, and I were walking in this big mud field for no reason at all talking how I got this duck that would eat anything that it could see. Then out of the blue K Man came running up to us yelling "I NEED A STICK" and when he got up to us we ask him "why do you need a stick Monkey Man in a hole again. Just don’t jump on him again remember what happen last time." After I we say that we started laughing at him. After an hour we stop. At this time it was getting dark and it was hard to see and K Man forgot about the stick what here needed it for know one will no until I write about it. The four of us started walking, and all of a sudden we heard something fall. We look down and there was this big black thing on the ground and K Man looked at me and said, "Normal what is that". And I looked at Harry and said "Harry what is that" and then Harry went to look at Fat Guy but he was gone "Normal, K man Fat Guys gone." This what a normal thing for us to do we were always losing him like this one time when we were walking out side at night and he walk right in to a tree and we couldn’t fine him for three days, and there was this one time when we left him in a drier and then we left him under a cow, anyway back to the story. We stood there trying to think what this thing was and then K Man said "BEAT IT WITH A STICK" and Harry said "ya I like that idea." So we all went and got a stick and right befor we were going to take the first swing at it it said something "don’t beat be" and at that moment I realized that it was Fat Man covered in mud. "Hey guys I no what it is, its Fat Guy, But that didn’t stop K Man I think he was in a beating mood that night and he yelled so loud ants could here him "BEAT IT WITH A STICK." Harry and me just sat back a watch K Man Beat Fat Guy with a stick. Then Fat Guy said "why are you guys not helping me" and I look at Harry and said "why aren't we helping him" and then Harry got up and started to beat Fat Guy with a stick. "No Harry I meant to help Fat Guy" but he was to busy. Then out of the dark came Monkey Man with Wee Man and they ask me why weren't you helping and he went over and picked up Wee Man and like the others started beating Fat Guy with Wee Man. At that time I got up and like a parent watching their boys play fight and said "They're going to sleep tonight".
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Monkey Man And The Duck Bill Platipuss
One day Monkey Man and I were on the corner of King Street when we saw this thing coming right for us. We look as hard as we could and then I said "thats got to be Fat Guy hes the only one that walks like that." The thing came closer to us and Monkey Man yelled out "its not Fat Guy its a duck bill platipuss. Monkey Man looked at me like Fat Guy looks at cake or K Man looks at a hole in the gound and said, "Normal Man im going to ride him or her I dont no it im going to ride it." And ride him he did. Man it was a site. He stayed on It for like 3 days, and I just sat there and watch him, when i was sleepy i went to sleep and when I needed food I yelled at people, and when I had to go to the bathroom I went in a jar, hell i wasnt getting up Monkey Man duck bill platipuss riding was just to good. When he was all done the riding he got off walk over to me and looked back at the duck bill platipuss and yelled "SEE YOU AT WORK DUCK MAN." Form that day on I new what Monkey Man Job was a pro duck bill platipuss rider.
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